I'm not one to re-read books. I've had this for a while and am sure someone else can enjoy it. Just reply to the post with your favorite movie quote to enter, although the quote has nothing to do with winning. One post per person please. On 7/1 I'll print out and cut up the replies and my 6 YO daughter will pick a winner from a hat.
Good luck!
I'll start: "Maybe you fella's need a refresher course, it's all ball bearings these days." - Fletch
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Bill Winters
Former owner/builder/tuner of the FarmVette
Out of the LSx tuning game
"HAKUNA MATATA"...it means no worries - The Lion King
Its my tuning philosophy! Lol
Janky Monkey Tuning
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"yeah didn't you get that memo?" - Office space
"She is my sister-she is #4 prostitute in all of kazekstan...nice" - Borat
It doesn't have to be perfect, it just needs to be done in two weeks...
A wise man once said "google it"
'I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?' Dirty Harry (1971)
Best regards,
Bill
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You talkin' to me?!?!
de niro
taxi driver
my_bd 2004 Saturn Ion Redline - 2.0L Supercharged LSJ (P12) 13.1 @ 110
Love that movie!Originally Posted by Jay and Silent Bob
Tyler
Come on guys a KID (6 year old daughter) has to pull these quotes from a hat for gosh sakes!
Inquisitive minds are going to ask whats on the paper.
Janky Monkey Tuning
Call or PM for tuning solutions.
Cell 210-954-4985
Wrench turning provided by 2 Tightwads Racing.
Tune your own? Start here ----> Open Editor ---> Hit F1...READ!
READ SOME MORE (Thank username 69Lt1bird): http://ls1tuningguide.com/
Still lost? Consult a Pro!
www.thetuningschool.com
www.calibratedsuccess.com
www.tunedbyfrost.com
Yeah... pretty sure the names are getting pulled, considering how long some of these quotes are....
Maybe you just don't like Morris Day...
Tyler
"Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer from Animal House on the Delta pledge GPA's
And for good measure another from Animal House - "Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?" Otter to the hot girl (Mandy?) in the cafeteria.
Classics
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"The law is on my side! ....... I play cards with JD Shellnut, chief of pOlice!", Doyle (Dwight Yokum) Slingblade.
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"640k ought to be enough for anybody" Bill Gates
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Just remember you asked for it!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "How tall are you private?" Cowboy: "Sir, five foot nine, sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullsh!t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @ss and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?" Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Holy dog sh!t! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck d!*ks?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Are you a peter puffer?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would f^*k a person in the ass and not even have the godd&mn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!"
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In "Cannery Row", Nick Nolte said:
"Small breasted women make the best lovers".
This was, of course, from Steinbeck.
Know what? He was right.
Jim
Talk About NEWBIES !!!
"I'll be back" - The Governator
Always Support Our Troops!
The a famous one. Here's mine: "Oh, I'm sorry but I'm allergic to bullsh!t". Will smith in iRobot
"shut that cu*ts mouth, before i go over there and f**k start her face"
Dark Helmet: "Careful you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!"
Cross-eyed Gunner: "I'm doing my best, sir!"
DH: "Who made that idiot a gunner?"
Gunner's mate: "I did sir, he's my cousin."
DH: "Who's he?"
Colonel Sanders: "He's an Asshole Sir."
DH: "I can see that! What's his name?"
CS: "That is his name sir. Gunner's Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole."
DH: "And his cousin?"
CS: "He's an Asshole too sir."
DH: "Great, how many assholes do I have on this ship anyway?"
/whole ship says, "Yo!"
DH: " I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! Keep firing Assholes!"
Ok, ok, here's a shorter one!
"Funny, she doesn't look Drewish..."
Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone. - Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino
A quote in the spirit of Red Green!
Hawk
"They exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a f***ing ambush.....This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!.......There was a firefight!"
- Paul Smecker from Boondock Saints
Apropos tuning:
"A man's got to know his limitations" - "Magnum Force", Clint Eastwood
"This business is full of unrealistic motherf*ckers" - "Pulp Fiction", Ving Rhames
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