Originally Posted by
gmtech16450yz
Dude, this is so ridiculous I had to comment. If you ever actually had to tune an LNF you would be apologizing to all of us. I've done hundreds of E38, E40 and E67 tunes. Those ECM's are child's play compared to getting the very, very few E69 tables we have do what you want them to do. Think about it, what do you think is easier to tune, an ECM we have 600 tables for or one we have 60 tables for? I'll tell you... the more tables, the easier to tune. Duh.
Do you know how many guys in the country really know how to make an LNF tune work properly? Seriously. I'm gonna say there are less than a dozen guys in the country that can get an LNF to work as they want it to. Maybe. I've seen and worked with pretty much all the big players in the LNF tuning community. I know a lot of their strengths and weaknesses. Since you have no clue who I am or what I'm about, I'm the guy that helps guys out after they've been to every single big name LNF tuner in the country and are at their wits end because their car runs like crap. Some of these guys I've helped for absolutely free. After all, they've already paid a ton of money to Vince at Trifecta, Matt at ZZP, DDM, James, BYT, Westers, Term 2, etc, etc. Yes, I've fixed tunes from all of them. If it was so easy to tune LNF's, these guys wouldn't have cars out there they can't fix. The race car I'm going to track tune in a couple weeks DNS'd at a National event because the tune from one of the vendors I just mentioned was so bad the car wasn't even able to make it through practice. I DO NOT KNOW OF ONE SINGLE LNF TUNER THAT FULLY UNDERSTANDS EVERY TABLE INTERACTION BETWEEN THE FEW TABLES WE EVEN HAVE. Here's another one... I can guaranty you that EVERY single LNF tuner in the country could tell you there's an engine operation or symptom that they cannot figure out how to fix with the tables available to us.
The bottom line is the fact that there are so few tables available to us is why tuning the LNF is so difficult. Here's a challenge for you if you think the LNF is so easy... Take a look at that LNF tune and tell me how you control idle spark timing. If it's so easy, how come I was the only one that could do it for years. That's a fact, I was the ONLY ONE that knew how to control idle ignition timing for years. Look at the tune and tell me how to do it. Or you could just look through my old posts because as with most everything else I've figured out, I've shared how to do it freely with my fellow "tooners" as you rudely called them.
As Christian said, you and Greg came in here spouting off, being rude and obnoxious, and BOTH of you clearly have NO IDEA what you're talking about when it comes SPECIFICALLY to the E69 and LNF. You can say whatever you want about my attitude, but I guaranty you I've NEVER told anyone "F#ck You" online. I don't care who you are or what you know, there is NEVER a good reason to do something like that.
Oh and on my car being undrivable by a grandma... again, you have no clue. I'll give you a hint- I've specialized in DRIVABILITY for over 35 years of my career, and no manager, boss or dealership owner that I've worked for has ever run across anyone that's done it better than me. Maybe that's why my current dealership owner and my boss both trust me and me alone with their million dollar race cars.
Remember, I work in a dealership. We deal with cars driven by grandma's everyday. I average 10 cars a day through my stall. 90% of them are computer, electronics, fuel injection or drivability issues. I've been a dealership Journeyman for over 30 years. You do the math on how much experience I have on making cars run perfectly, even when the factory can't. Lol, if you only knew how many GM Engineers have learned how to make the cars they built and tuned run better from me telling them what works and what doesn't work. I'm sure you've heard of GM Service Bulletins? Yeah, they've made many of those over the last 30 years from MY input to GM Engineers. That's me helping others and getting no monetary gain or even a thank you most of the time. Again, you have no clue and making the rude remark about "GM Techs" that you made is not only uncalled for, but in my case 100% wrong.
Not sure why I even wasted my time here. I guess it just bugs me when someone has their mind so made up and yet they're so wrong. You're wrong on several points. One of which is your assessment of Greg. Another is your assessment of me. Damn, I don't think you even understand Christian. Hmmm, maybe you should spend less time on the internet trying to tell people who they are if you don't have a clue. If you had a clue on any of this, you'd be apologizing. I'm not holding my breath though so don't worry about it.